Total Medals Earned: 2,280 (From 438 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,005 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/140 points)
Reach difficulty: Normal
Reach difficulty: Hard
Reach difficulty: Hardcore
Reach difficulty: Extreme
Reach difficulty: Impossible
Medals Earned: 5/13 (50/500 points)
overcome a cone barrier
Hit the Cone
Just pause the game
just click the How to Play button
just start the game
Reach 50 Points
Reach 100 Points
Reach 150 Points
Reach 200 Points
Reach 250 Points
Reach 300 Points
Reach 350 Points
Reach 400 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
You did the bare minimum and started the game.
Destroy MarionMario
Destroy the creator of Mario.
Beat the game in hard mode or take no damage
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/21 (25/495 points)
Just Play the Game
Get 10 coins from level 1
Win Level 1
Win Level 2
Get 10 Coins from Level 2
Win Level 3
Win level 8
Get 10 coins from level 3
Get 10 coins from Level 4
Win Level 5
Get 10 coins from Level 6
Get 10 Coins from level 7
Get 10 coins from level 8
Get 10 coins from Level 9
Beat Fat Man and Win Level 7
Win level 9
Win Level 4
Win Level 6
Win All Coins from All Levels
Win Game