Total Medals Earned: 2,189 (From 424 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,465 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
You did the bare minimum and started the game.
Destroy MarionMario
Destroy the creator of Mario.
Beat the game in hard mode or take no damage
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/21 (25/495 points)
Just Play the Game
Get 10 coins from level 1
Win Level 1
Win Level 2
Get 10 Coins from Level 2
Win Level 3
Win level 8
Get 10 coins from level 3
Get 10 coins from Level 4
Win Level 5
Get 10 coins from Level 6
Get 10 Coins from level 7
Get 10 coins from level 8
Get 10 coins from Level 9
Beat Fat Man and Win Level 7
Win level 9
Win Level 4
Win Level 6
Win All Coins from All Levels
Win Game
Medals Earned: 6/7 (110/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Complete puzzle 1
Complete puzzle 10
Complete puzzle 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60